THESE PEOPLE KNOW HOW TO HEADBANG OR GTFO

This past weekend there was a crash at The Lake of the Ozarks here in Missouri brought on by heavy headbanging. It’s unclear that they may have hit a wake from another boat, but my guess is that the increased speed and movement of the driver happened due to the fact that the driver had some Vildhjarta or Beyond Creation riffs stuck in his head. It’s unclear whether or not the driver had earbuds in or not, but don’t let the press fool you. This was brought on by some seriously good headbanging riffs. So good in fact he fell head first to the ground and lost control of the boat, taking out the other passengers as well.

Let this be a lesson to you, metal is to be taken seriously and if you cannot handle the sheer brutality and awesomeness of the music, then listen to something else. That or do it on dry land so you don’t risk hurting others.